BREAKING
◆ Local man refreshes trailer page 400 times, calls it 'cardio'◆ Flamingo population declares Hype City 'too hype'◆ Scientists confirm waiting is the hardest part◆ Beach Strip palm tree demands a speaking role◆ Taco Plaza reports record sales to people pretending to be busy◆ Retro Arcade high score holder refuses to blink◆ Local man refreshes trailer page 400 times, calls it 'cardio'◆ Flamingo population declares Hype City 'too hype'◆ Scientists confirm waiting is the hardest part◆ Beach Strip palm tree demands a speaking role◆ Taco Plaza reports record sales to people pretending to be busy◆ Retro Arcade high score holder refuses to blink